Nowe:
- You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (hot Summer Night) - Live Around The World '77-96 - Meat Loaf
- Can't Have You - Lfo - LFO
- Peace Sells - Peace Sells But Who's Buying - Megadeth
- Checkin' For You - Da Real World - Missy Elliott
- Goodbye (uk Song) - Dusty In Memphis - Dusty Springfield
- Finish Line - Set The Twilight Reeling - Lou Reed
- My Bad Side - unknown - Papa Roach
- With You - Essential - Vince Gill
- Garden Of Peace - Hourglass - America
- Long Way To Go - N/A - Alice Cooper
- Elephant Bell - Superjudge - Monster Magnet
- Luck Be A Lady - Sinatra-a Man & His Music - Frank Sinatra
- Bumble Bee - JJ72 - JJ72
- Closer To Perfection - New Arrival - A-Teens
- So Many Thangz - unknown - Babyface
- Muro Invisible - N/A - Luz Casal
- Certainly - Live! - Erykah Badu
- Mean Little Mama - At The Rockhouse - Roy Orbison
- Can't Get You (out Of My Mind) Remix - unknown - Blackstreet
- No Surprize - Night In The Ruts - Aerosmith
- Love And Violence - Junk Culture - Omd
- I Should Care - Selection Of Frank Sinatra 2 - Frank Sinatra
- Last Night When We Were Young - Film Noir - Carly Simon
- Dandelion - Life Is Good - LFO
- (too Late) The Smart Bomb - The Real Macaw - Graham Parker
- Til I Whisper U Something - Faith & Courage - Sinead O'connor
- That's How... - Devil's Night - D12
- Back O' Town Blues - unknown - Louis Armstrong
- Take It Home - unknown - B.B. King
- Wild Horses - Velvet Empire - Velvet Empire
- Touch My Tooter - Pure Guava - Ween
- Das Fest Der Pompadour - N/A - Agnetha Faltskog
- Flight - unknown - Gomez
- The Ghost Song - Greatest Hits - Doors, The
- Tender Love - Live - Usher
- Heavy Horses - Heavy Horses - Jethro Tull
- Broken - Precious - Ours
- Scapegoat - ...something More Than Nothing - Taproot
- Stricken By Fate - March Of The Saint - Armored Saint
- Rock'n Roll Is (alive And Well) - Essentials - John Waite
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks - One Fierce Beer Coaster - Bloodhound Gang, The
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Podobne
- You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (hot Summ…
Boy: on a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Girl: will… - Can't Have You - Lfo - LFO
Yo, it's a big world (for real)
You probably think i'm out there being a playa, huh?
(what?)
But… - Peace Sells - Peace Sells But Who's Buying - Megad…
What do you mean, "i don't believe in god"?
I talk to him every day.
What do you… - Checkin' For You - Da Real World - Missy Elliott*Street noise in the background*
[Lil' Kim - Talking]
See it's two types of bitches… - Goodbye (uk Song) - Dusty In Memphis - Dusty Sprin…
(music: j.s. bach / lyrics : norma tanega)
Go my love
Go softly goodbye
Life is like… - Finish Line - Set The Twilight Reeling - Lou Reed
Wind blows snow outside my windows
Crowd below runs wild in the streets
Two rented brothers… - My Bad Side - unknown - Papa Roach
I want to let you in on a story
That i got to tell
About good dreams in heaven not
Bad dreams… - With You - Essential - Vince Gill
I can just see us now
You and me paintin' the town
Forever just foolin' around
With you
Just… - Garden Of Peace - Hourglass - America
Written by dewey bunnel and gerry beckley, ©1994
Found on hourglass.
I look inside… - Long Way To Go - N/A - Alice CooperWe still got a long way to go
We still got a long way to go
We all got a long way to go